The Astonishing Truth of Marlon Byrd's Arm Tattoo Revealed

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I'm sure by now you've noticed that slugger Marlon Byrd has a massive amount of text tatted on his rather prominent, (formerly!!!) roided up right forearm.

Like most of you, I've been curious about what these words said. There's just so much text there. What is it? What does it all mean? Until now I had just assumed it was some type of cliche bible passage (though the bible actually forbids such things), or maybe a poem he wrote for his wife/child/girlfriend/Tinder friend, or perhaps even a lost loved one. Who knew, maybe it was a portion of a Teddy Roosevelt speech.

Well, for the first time ever on the entire Internet, I'm proud to reveal  that your pal ZWR has cracked the code.






Be prepared, because what you're about to see may shock you:

Wow!

Absolutely stunning. Wow. Just. Whoa