Notable Twitter personality Elika ("Steak N Stiffarms") Sadeghi kindly pointed out for us all last night that Wil Nieves has a Tinder account.
OoooMG I just remembered I saw one of the Phillies on #Tinder last night. Cute baby, bro. pic.twitter.com/rZ350YzyEQ
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) April 24, 2014
I asked a guy on my hockey team what Tinder is for and he told me, "hooking up with people near you." Then I pressed him on what "hooking up" meant and he told me, for the most part, boinking. In which case: (a) ZOINKS you kids better be careful out there srsly this is a terrible idea, (b) pretty sure Wil Nieves is doing the whole "pro ballplayer" thing way wrong, and (c) ummmm ... weird pic to use in profile?
But who am I to judge, right?