|AP Photo of AJ Burnett channeling his inner Jamie Moyer|
As a wise man who may or may not have been inebriated in the Jetro parking lot once said, "Ryan Mother****in' Howard."
Mis pechos son de un tamaño CINCO OCHO!
Also, I'm not sure there's anything that could make Jonathan Papelbon lovable at this point, but cupping Chooch's boobs in celebration** is at least a start. Small victories. It's that kind of season.
**AKA, "The Papelbra":
@zoowithroy provides ample support but doesn't always close properly in the back.
— Dave M (@Dave__McCormick) May 29, 2014
Aaaaannnndddd, that should wrap this post up. Bye!