Thursday, May 29, 2014

Introducing The Papelbra

So classy, so... intimate.

Note: this post has been satire. This is not an actual real product offered by the Philadelphia Phillies Major League Baseball Club, LLC, Citizens Bank Park, or any of their affiliates, real or imagined. Zoo With Roy is an equal opportunity nonsense purveyor.


  1. Does it only come in Phils red?

  2. Thank you for this. I burst out laughing at my desk, spit coffee everywhere and had to feign that the coffee went down the wrong pipe because my donkey boss in a Yanks fan. I won't give him the satisfaction.

    Now, I will take one in the Sunday jersey colors, please, and one in pinstripe, of course. :-)

  3. "Zoo With Roy is an equal opportunity nonsense purveyor."


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