Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Hey Everyone @MensHumor is a Scab Pig Piece of Flaming Crap



OKAY, LOOK. I know. Most enlightened Twitterers already know by now that @MensHumor is basically the worst thing ever and that its business model is built around stolen #content and plagiarism that they use to milk sweet sweet pay per click cash and ad/sponsorship revenue from their THREE POINT ONE MILLION EFFING FOLLOWERS.

But today, this scab pig shitbird of a Twitter account stole my Photoshop and I felt like ranting in a post about it. (Pageviews, amirite, Jonathan?! lol.)


At 4:40 pm:


Then at 6:23 pm:

LOL GREAT TWEET, JERKFACE! 

OH AND I'M TOO QUICK FOR YOU MENS HUMOR YOU SLEEZY CREEPS, I TOOK A SCREENSHOT IN CASE YOU END UP DELETING THE TWEET:



IS NOTHING SACRED? CAN A (HANDSOME) PENGUIN ON TWITTER NOT PHOTOSHOP A SACRED NATIONAL SYMBOL IN A HUMILIATING, JINGOISTIC MANNER AND NOT HAVE IT STOLEN BY ALREADY-RICH VULTURES FOR SHEER PROFIT WITHIN 120 MINUTES? WOULD IT KILL THESE JACKALS TO JUST RT MY ACCOUNT. HELL, EVEN A CC: WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. NOT THAT I WANT ANY OF THE UNINFORMED MISCREANT JORT WEARING DUNG CHUGGING METS FANS THAT FOLLOW MENS HUMOR FOLLOWING ME. BUT STILLLLLLLLLLLL 

ugh

MEDIA ALERT 
PLEASE USE THIS (MODIFIED) VERSION OF THE PIC IF YOU PLAN TO LINK TO THIS POST 




UPDATE - JUSTICE!!!!

Thank you thousands of Twitterers and the BBC and The Guardian and Keith Law and Drew Carey.




OMG TIME MAGAZINE HAHAHAHA EAT SO MANY BUTTS, MEN'S HUMOR

8 comments:

  1. I dunno. I kinda want to trust the account that's verified...

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  2. seriously, other anonymous person above? how do you argue with the time stamps?

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  3. Dear first Anonymous user:

    You are blindingly fucking stupid and I wish you were dead.

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  4. Sweet jesus it was a joke people.

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  5. stfu Anonymous, ur an idiot

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  6. I don't know what's real anymore.

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  7. At first I wanted to agree with Anonymous, but then Anonymous and Anonymous made some pretty valid points.

    "The first casualty when war comes is truth" - Anonymous

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  8. i agree with anonymous

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