Monday, July 28, 2014

Roy Halladay Made My Monday


I hesitate to speak for all working stiffs, but Monday mornings have a tendency to eat eleven butts. They stink. I hate them so hard. And this week is going to be particularly painful for me at work, so I was extra grumpy when I woke up today.

Then I picked up my phone to look at the weather forecast and saw a text from my friend that just read, "ROY HALLADAY". I threw on my glasses, hopped on Twitter, and ...

zOMG yes plz. Why HLHIII is posting Photoshopped selfies at 2:00 AM is anybody's guess (For the record, I'm going with He stays awake 24 hours a day eating Oreos and ice cream and figuring out a way to big-game fish while piloting solo flights), but that one made my day and now I'm floooooooooaaaaaaaating into the work week. We're totally going to the zoo. One of these days. I think.

Thanks, Roy!


  1. You realize that if you ever really do go to the zoo with Roy Halladay, it may well be as unsatisfying as when Sam bagged Diane on Cheers.

  2. Umm, he'd be at a zoo. With Roy Halladay.

  3. One of these days ZWR! He's just playing hard to get.

  4. George from PhillyJuly 28, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    We should all go for next year's Summer Ale Festival.

  5. pop tarts are so good amirite?


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