The Eagles Suit Up for Sunday Night Football

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Interior, Lincoln Financial Field, Sunday Night...

Hey everyone, it’s game time! 

Let’s put on these sweet new all black uniforms!

Sweeeeet!!!

Yo these are dope af

Sending one of these to Kurt Vile!!!

I know all about cool uniforms, and these are some cool uniforms.

THI$ I$ $O GOOD FOR THE LEAGUE

I love all blacks!

Hey… that’s weird, #14 is still hanging up.

RILEY? WHERE ARE YOU?!

Hello...Time to put on your all black uniform!!!

Riley?! Riley?

AC/DC BLARES:

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

BACK IN BLACK

I HIT THE SACK

YES I AM

LET LOOSE FROM THE NOOSE

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

Eagles going with a meaner, more sinister look here in this game--wearing ALL BLACK. 

But there appears to be some concern, as no one has seen starting wideout Riley Cooper out on the field for warmups yet!

@donovanjmcnabb Riley Coper refusing to dress for the game! ! Will this hurt the team chemistry? !? #HMM

STAY STILL RILEY, THEY WON’T SEE YOU… NOW ONE WILL KNOW YOU’RE HERE. 

JUST DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE...DON’T EVEN BREATHE

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