Thursday, January 15, 2015

Eagles Player Promises to Strategically Fart


ZWR correspondent Crane Kicker was able to secure an exclusive interview with Eagles long-snapper (and part-time magician!) Jon Dorenbos, in which the former Pro Bowler vowed to strategically fart on an opponent next season. Check it:


Can't wait until the Giants jump offsides next year on a fourth and three...

1 comment:

  1. Wouldn't ripping a fart be a better option for getting an offensive linemen to move early? You're gonna want to recoil from a fart, not lunge towards it. Crane Kicker needs to spend more time studying his #sportsscience.

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