As your pal ZWR first reported to the world, the Eagles have promoted Ed Marynowitz (allegedly pronounced, "Man-O-Witz") to the title of "VP of Player Personnel," filling the void left in the wake of early January's coup d'Chip.
If anyone is wondering to themselves, "What do these guys do, exactly?" I took it upon myself to create the following extremely detailed look at the new power dynamic inside the Novacare Complex.
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|Good luck, Ed!|
Seriously though, Hail Chip. Chip Kelly A+++ forever.
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