Eagles Week Seven Report Card

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Ugh that game stunk. The Evster's in France, but the rest of us idiots are here to re-live the misery. Enjoy!

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ZWR: I don’t think Slingin Sammy Sleeves Brad-So-Radford looked too bad last night, especially considering his offensive line can’t block and his receivers can’t catch and his coaches refuse to give the ball to running backs who score 63 yard touchdowns. Grade: C+, whatever. Oh wait, he got sacked by his stupid sleeves that’s unreal. Updated Grade: C

Evan sent this photo:

EXCLUSIVE WEB VIDEO: Keith Byars Asploding Pepper Johnson

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Watch this all day, until its time to make your good luck cheesesteak, egg and cheese bagel sammie like I'm doing tonight.

 

The Colts Were Playing Calvinball Last Night

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Seriously, check out this screen grab from my DVR. What a crucial mistake for the Colts to make with the score only Q to 12 late in the third quarter:

AIR BUD WAS *WIDE OPEN* NO ONE WAS EVEN COVERING HIM WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Oh Okay Then Hello!

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No pressure. You got this Zoo. BRB going to the apple orchard.

Roy Has Spoken: #FreeUtley

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Frankly, I agree.

Chase Utley plays the game the way it was meant! If Joe Torre knew him he would know he made a mistake! #FreeUtley pic.twitter.com/m0fMAwknRY

— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) October 13, 2015

Eagles Week Five Report Card

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We wonned! ZWR was there!!! LEGGO...

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ZWR: You guys cannot even comprehend how good the breakfast sandwich I ate from Angelo’s in the Jetro lot was. Look at this thing:

Esotericky Bottalico is BACK with a Hurricane Update

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Stock up for Joauauquian