Oh my god thank God this season is over. Let's do this thing.
Quarterback
ZWR: Okay, let's just get this out of the way: I was rooting for the Eagles to lose yesterday. It felt weird, and I hated myself while doing so, but I rationalized it as being best in the long run … and I wanted to go to London! Sammy Sleeves, though, stuck all of that right in my butt (wait what) with his touch passes and long balls and laser beamers and seam jawners. He could be the answer at quarterback… and since we’re Philadelphia he’ll probably get a huge four year contract and tear his knee into eleventy pieces in the first preseason game next season. Grade: Whatevs
The Evster: Are we supposed to be grading yesterday’s performance or this season’s performance? Either way, my grade is: omg I don’t even come close to giving a shit.
ZWR: Yesterday dummy that’s why it’s called the Week 18 Report Card smdh
The Evster: Pretty sure it’s Week 17 you fat Albanian f***.
ZWR: Touche.
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