Monday, October 31, 2016

Week Eight Report Card (SPOILER: We Lost It's Monday Nobody Slept Well Hate Sports)


Quarterback
ZWR: Carson Wentz is a Porsche with bobo dork tires that your dad fixed so that it can't go over 40 MPH. Grade: A+

The Evster: Back when I was not 473 years old and used to play Madden, my friend Larbo would employ the “1 in 3” strategy -- where he would bomb the ball down the field on every play and only needed to complete “1 in 3” to be successful. He never was. He was terrible. Lost every game, but goddammit watching him launch balls to the moon was friggin’ exhilarating. Grade: A forever, but also F



Monday, October 24, 2016

Eagles Week Seven Report Card


Quarterback
ZWR: Carson Wentz wasn't very good, but he also isn't Sam Bradford. Grade: A++++

NOT COOL ZWR LOLOLOL

Monday, October 17, 2016

Thursday, October 6, 2016

TDIRHH (This Date in Roy Halladay History)



October 6, 2010: Roy Halladay throws a fargling NO-HITTER IN HIS FIRST CAREER MLB PLAYOFF GAME.


What a great memory. Good times are ahead Phils fans, though I can't promise anything like that bonkers-ness.
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